About Me
My name is Jordan Pressler, and I am the proud creator of The Cherry Hill Chainsaw Massacre. Having spent the current entirety of my 26-year existence in the safe, quiet neighborhood of Valley Run Drive in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, it all started one night at the tender age of just three. I must have been having trouble falling asleep -- a factor that made waking up every morning at 7 a.m. for high school a legitimate torture -- because I found myself downstairs in the dark watching television with my father, who came up with the brilliant idea of allowing me to watch William Friedkin's 1973 supernatural horror masterpiece, The Exorcist , and thus, my lifelong love of horror had taken root. From that pivotal moment forward, when my dad would ask me, "What do you want to watch? Blue's Clues ? Teletubbies ? Clifford the Big Red Dog ?" my response would endearingly be, "No, Daddy, I want to watch the scary man." (I'm now aware the source of horror in that mo...