Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Early on in the sixth installment of John Carpenter and Debra Hill's holiday slasher franchise, on Halloween morning, a group of kids pull a prank on the new owner of the infamous Myers home, defacing a "Sold" sign in the front yard with a cardboard cut-out of Michael Myers. As the enraged homeowner chops it down with an axe, he growls, "Enough... of this Michael Myers... bullshit!" After sitting through an hour and a half of this joyless and unreasonably dark tripe, you'll be hard-pressed to disagree with such a seemingly self-reflexive sentiment. Illogical, suspense-deficient, choppily edited, and led by a wooden debut performance from a pre-comedic Paul Stephen Rudd, Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers marries a self-serious tone to an embarrassingly nonsensical storyline, demystifying one of horror's most intentionally (and chillingly) enigmatic villains in the process. Jumping ahead six years after the ending of Halloween 5: The Revenge of Mi...